‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Gets One More Trailer (Video)

by: Joseph On  Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The odds of anyone reading this A: Caring about the new Star Wars trailer and B: Not having seen it yet are hovering somewhere around the 0 mark, but just in case there’s someone out there who’s suffered a non-fatal stroke and is paralyzed in front of a browser that’s displaying posts from only this website, yet who isn’t freaked out or despondent enough not to care about Star Wars, I will put it out there that last night the final trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiered during Monday Night Football and is now available online.

The trailer coincided with advance ticket sales for the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which caused widespread havoc and disorder on movie theater websites everywhere as people went nuts buying tickets for a movie that won’t come out for another two months. But when you watch the trailer, even if you’re wired for maximum cynicism, you may feel a slight glimmer in the back of your brain that explains why there’s so much pandemonium about this particular movie.

And so, if you’re paralyzed, can’t reach a phone to call an ambulance, but are able to click “play” on a YouTube video, enjoy, the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens: