Mia Malkova: Porn Star’s Vibrator Dies, Is Quickly Replaced

by: Joseph On  Tuesday, April 7, 2015
Tags:  Hitachi   Mia Malkova   Porn   Porn Stars   Twitter   Vibrators  

Mia Malkova

Nobody wants to think about someone coming along to fill their role in life after they die, and I imagine that to be true for vibrators as well as people. So the recently departed Hitachi vibrator belonging to porn star Mia Malkova is in my thoughts today, as its death and quick replacement were fodder for her Twitter account recently.

It all started yesterday, when Mia Malkova posted the following obituary to her many followers on Twitter:

But life is different if you’re a porn star, and one of Malkova’s fans reportedly purchased a replacement¬†from her Amazon Wishlist. Why would a stranger buy¬†a porn star a vibrator? Oh, oh — right.

Anyway, I didn’t know Mia Malkova’s deceased Hitachi personally, so I can’t offer much more in the way of a eulogy. But I can say that no one deserves to be replaced so hastily after they leave this Earth, and that hopefully Malkova will keep her old model in her thoughts for a short while.

For more from the porn star’s Twitter musings, check out her account right here.

 





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