Ranking America’s 50 States According to Magnum Condoms Purchased

by: Joseph On  Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Tags:  Condoms   Magnum   Rankings  

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In an study that seems destined to stir up trouble, condom-sale website Condomania has released a list of 49 American states as well as the District of Columbia (Georgia is excluded from the list for some mysterious reason) in order of the number of Magnum sized condoms purchased.

The usual disclaimers apply, like “the data really only reflects purchasing choices as well as likelihood of condom use rather than actual average penis size,” but still, it’s pretty funny that Texas is so close to the bottom.

You can peruse the list and see how your state sizes up to the rest of the union (unless you live in Georgia) by checking it out below. And if you’re not happy with how your home state ranks, remember: You can always vote at your local drugstore.

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi





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