33 Offensive Halloween Costumes on Instagram

by: Esteban On  Tuesday, October 29, 2013

offensive halloween costume on instagram

Instagram is a great place to research Halloween costumes, whether you’re starting from scratch or trying to figure out if your costume is as “unique” as you think it is. All you have to do is search for the hashtag “halloween” or “halloweencostumes” and you’ll see thousands upon thousands of results.

Of course, should you choose to seek inspiration for your costume on Instagram, you should be warned: for every 10 or 20 great costumes, there is at least one truly offensive one that somebody posted, oblivious to the fact that everyone will see and judge them.,/p>

Want to see what I’m talking about? Well then get a load of this: 33 offensive Halloween costumes on Instagram. Because, sometimes, people are the worst.

33. Clever Genital Costumes

petting zoo halloween costume (@yzonnez) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Yes, guys, believe it or not, some women might not find idea of tricking them into touching your junk funny.

 

32. Spice Rack

spice rack costume (@kimdmillerm) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Okay, this one is funny. But some people are uptight and won’t appreciate the humor.

 

31. Humping Furries

furrys having sex (@budnezo) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

I guess there’s nothing wrong this these costumes per se, so long as you’re not humping in them.

 

30. The Finger

middle finger costume (@crackerattack) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Well, at least it’s not the shocker. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about…good for you.)

 

29. Pregnant Nun

pregnant nun costume (@jennaepetersen) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

I think it’s obvious why some might find this offensive.

 

28. Pervert Priest

the pedophile priest (@death_has_just) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Yep, it wouldn’t be a list of offensive Halloween costumes without the pedophile priest. This one actually isn’t as offensive to Catholics as it is to victims of child sexual abuse. Please, don’t wear a costume like this.

 

27. A Vagina

vagina halloween costume (tony_extravaganza) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

This is so incredibly wrong I don’t even know what to say.

 

26. A Homeless Person

homeless person halloween costume (@brand_og) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Look, I know every kid in the 1950s and 1960s was a hobo for Halloween. But today we know a lot more about why people are homeless (substance abuse, mental illness, and so on), and it’s really not that funny.

 

25. A Geisha

geisha costume (@vivirush) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

You know what, affluent white people, maybe just don’t dress up as other ethnicities for Halloween. You know, as a rule of thumb.

 

24. A Chola

chola (@kayyy_bee) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

A female Latina gang member. Nice. Because gangs are hilarious!

 

23. Mr. Offensive T-Shirt and A Mexican

offensive shirt guy and mexican (@geoffreyfekk) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

At least the guy on the right put some effort into being offensive.

 

22. White Trash

white trash (@thumbsupkenny) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Actually, I’m not sure whether they’re dressed up as white trash or hipsters. You tell me.

 

21. Native Americans

indians (@megan_khomsomath) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Seriously, what could be worse than dressing up as a member of a people that European settlers systematically disenfranchised and, on occasion, murdered?

 

20. Sexy Native American

sexy indian costume (@memomentsmua) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Oh, right. Dressing up as a sexy Native American.

 

19. Obama Mask

obama mask (@mistermind) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Presidential caricature masks are fun, but this one seems a little ridiculous.

 

18. Breast Friends

breast friends costume (@vixenmakeup) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Hilarious? Yes. But also guaranteed to make a few people give you dirty looks.

 

17. Jesus

jesus (@budzeno) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

This doesn’t look like a particularly offensive rendition of the Lord, but I’m sure somebody would find it offensive anyway.

 

16. Jesus Again

jesus costume (@chrismccrone) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Once again, maybe it’s best just to not dress up as any deities, just to be on the safe side.

 

15. More Jesus

jesus judging (@modern_el) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

And if you are going to dress up as the Son of Man, maybe don’t ask to see women’s breasts.

 

14. Fat Ballerina

fat ballerina costume (@kassandrasaretzky) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Everyone knows fat people aren’t people, but rather an object for the amusement of attractive thin people. Nice costumes, pretty young blonde girls!

 

13. Christopher Reeve

christopher reeves (@matt_chives) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Okay, I will admit that there is a possibility that this guy really is confined to a wheel chair, in which case this is just him dressing up as Clark Kent. However, if this is a smart ass dressing up as Christopher Reeve, well, that’s just sick.

 

12. Maxi Pad

bloody maxi pad (@dailybabes) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Well, maybe this isn’t so much “offensive” as it is extremely disgusting.

 

11. Tampon

bloody tampon (@enzoinvegas) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

No, I think it’s probably offensive—though obviously not to crazy cat lady here.

 

10. Suicide Bomber

suicide bomber costume (@enjoythenoww) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

You can’t win with this one. People on the extreme right will be offended you’re dressing up as someone who hates Amurika. People on the extreme left will be offended you didn’t consider the socioeconomic factors that drive suicide bombers to do what they do. Everyone else in between will just think you’re an a**hole.

 

9. Trayvon Martin

trayvon martin halloween costume 2 (@infodoll) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Wow, this is just the worst thing ever.

 

8. Trayvon Martin...Again

trayvon martin halloween costume (@singlereadytwomindle) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

No, I stand corrected. This is the worst, because this d-bag went and gave himself white minstrel lips. Because old-timey racism is so hilarious.

 

7. Serena Williams

offensive serena williams halloween costume (@zeeeemarie) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Seriously, who are these people?

 

6. Klan Member

kkk halloween costume (@candycedanneil) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

The Grand Wizard is the star of this shameful scene, but somehow Uncle Sam seems offensive, too.

 

5. Mammogram Machine

mamogram machine (@je_suis_la_fille) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

I don’t know about you, but I don’t know many survivors of breast cancer who would find this amusing.

(Still, you have to give this moron credit for spelling mammogram correctly.)

 

4. Neo-Nazi and Proto-Nazi

hitler and neonazi (@death_has_just) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Haven’t people learned not to dress up as Nazis for Halloween?

 

3. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

fresh prince costume - offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Look, white people, never ever dress up in blackface. Even if you aren’t trying to be offensive, you will be.

 

2. Giant Dongs

huge penis costumes (tresmooth) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Funny, but also gross and likely to raise claims of sexual harassment. Maybe don’t do something like this.

 

1. Jacqueline Kennedy

blood-spattered jacqueline kennedy (@leahandtheriles) offensive halloween costumes on instagram

Ah yes, it’s nice to know that youth of today find one of the darkest moments in the history of the United States of America so absolutely hilarious.

Well done, young lady. Well done.

 





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