Here’s a product that can finally make drinking fun again. It’s called the Natural Stone Drink Dispenser, and it combines real stones with a lever, spigot, and internal works that allow your drink of choice to flow conveniently through it. Although, when I say “real stones,” I mean that only temporarily. Designer Jeff Henderson says that once his supply of rocks runs out, he’ll continue making the Natural Stone Drink Dispensers out of granite (although, presumably, they won’t be called “Natural Stones” anymore).
You can get one from Amazon here, where they have a price tag of $125. Then, all you have to do is wait for the party people to show up at your house.