I don’t think there can be any doubt that Kate Upton is the hottest woman on the planet right now. And I don’t simply mean she is the best looking, although she may be. Instead, I mean that, right now, pretty much everything she touches turns to gold.
Just look at that Mercedes commercialshe just did. All it does is suggest the idea of Kate Upton getting all wet and soapy without ever showing that. Suddenly it’s a viral hit, Kate Upton is at the top of the Google Trends search rankings, and everyone is discussing whether the commercial is or is not in poor taste. And call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what Mercedes was hoping for when they hired her.
So, like I said, Kate Upton has to be the hottest woman on the planet right now. And just in case you don’t understand why, we’ve put together this list of 50 amazing Kate Upton GIFs. You will definitely want to have a look.
Good call. Better make sure you got that thing on right.
I wonder what put the bounce in her step?
I guess the water’s cold or something.
Kate Upton is so gangsta.
As they say, Yoga is great for the body and mind.
Every time Kate does anything—photo shoot, commercial, whatever—somebody is shooting “behind the scenes footage.”
The reasons for this are obvious.
What can I say? Kate is a gifted runway model.
See what I mean? They’re always shooting “behind the scenes” footage wherever Kate Upton happens to be.
That’s a really weird napkin.
“Now, were did I leave that egg? Oh, right, in my cleavage.”
Just need to..make a few…adjustments here.
There we go.
I know what you’re thinking—”how many GIFs of Kate dressed up at the Easter Bunny are on this list anyway?”
And the answer is four. This is the last one. Now, on to the next one…
People should caption more Kate Upton GIFs, because this one is pretty hilarious.
Kate loves to dance, in case you didn’t realize.
This is pretty much the only dance move I ever use when I’m out, but it doesn’t really look as good when I do it.
These guys had a pretty interesting day at work. It’s a shame they couldn’t tell their wives about it. (“So honey, I’m at work today, and Kate Freaking Upton comes and rubs herself all over me. I mean, it was amazing!”)
You know, I always did think clothes were kind of overrates.
Be honest—how long did you watch this one before realizing, “oh, it’s not a glitch”?
The only time Kate Upton has ever been rejected by a (heterosexual) man in her life.
Not going to lie. This one makes me a little uncomfortable.
This shot pretty much mimics the way most men look at Kate Upton. (Yes, we’re pathetic.)
The question here is, is that sun screen or just mist to make her look all glisteny for the commercial shoot?
If Kate Upton calls you like that, you obey.
This one is a little strange. But, you know, still hot.
Photographer: “Okay now Kate, pick up that hen and…yes, great…oh, great…yes, work it…and…great. We’re done.”
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m assuming the joke here is that the kid is blindfolded.
God Bless America. Am I right?
I guess these starfish are dead, or else this might be kind of dangerous. (You know, like, if they latched on.)
Kate Upton must really love her job, because she always seems to walk down the runway with such enthusiasm.
Here it sort of looks like Kate thinks the straw is a flute.
Be careful with this one. It’s easy to get mesmerized. If you don’t look away after a few seconds, the next thing you know it’s 3 hours later.
Is it just me, or is every little movement this woman makes deliberately ridiculous? I mean, is she like this all the time? Does Kate Upton look sexy while taking the lid off a jar of olives?
Justin Verland, if you’re reading this, please let us know.
I have to say, this is one of the weirder Kate Upton GIFs out there. Because, really, what is going on here?
Just another day at the office for Kate Upton—lying around in skimpy clothes being photographed, looking sexy. The yooj.
Who has the better job—Kate Upton, or everybody else at this photo shoot?
I’m going with everybody else.
There is more footage documenting Kate Upton photo shoots than there is of the United States Congress, and they’re on C-Span every single day.
This videographer found it difficult to focus while looking at Kate Upton. It’s a very common problem.
This one will make you dizzy.
Hey, who doesn’t enjoy a nice long walk along the beach?
I love how bikini models are always taking photos of themselves holding their tops in their hands and covering their chests with their arms, as though this is just something that chicks do at the beach.
(If it is something chicks just do at the beach, then clearly I go to the wrong beaches.)
Like some of the others, you have to be careful with this because you can easily get put into a trance.
I wonder how many popsicles they went through that day?
Am I the only one who finds painted on bikinis infuriating? I mean, why do they do that to us? It’s not even fair. It’s cruel. Real bikinis are bad enough. But with these they’re just messing with our heads.
Earlier I asked who had the better job—Kate Upton of the people in charge of photographing her—and I said I think it’s the latter. However, it sure looks like she’s enjoying herself here, so maybe I’ll reconsider.
Hey, that’s a pretty cool belt buckle.
Suddenly I’m craving a burger from Hardee’s. (Maybe it’s called Carl’s Jr. where you live?)
Okay, help me out, lip readers. What’s she saying here?
This is without a doubt the most famous Kate Upton GIF of them all…so far. But it’s not the #1 on this list.
How about that, huh?
And this concludes our list. I hope you enjoyed it.