9 Of The Most Expensive Products On Amazon.com

by: Esteban On  Wednesday, December 19, 2012

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9 Of The Most Expensive Products On Amazon.com

Every year, more and more people are shopping for Christmas gifts online, and this year, I’m no exception. After all, why should I leave the house and fight the miserable crowds at the mall when I can buy almost anything I want, have it shipped to almost anyone I want, and do it all while sitting in my underwear? Sorry for that image.

At any rate, as online shopping has grown over the past decade, one company has emerged above the rest: Amazon.com. What started as an online bookseller has become a clearinghouse for products from across the globe. And while you might not consider the online retailer to be “high-end,” you can find a surprising amount of expensive items. Sometimes the price is justified. Sometimes, it’s not even close. With that in mind, here are nine of the most expensive products I could find.

Glam Rock Women's GR80016 Special Edition Collection Diamond Leather Watch - $9,995

Glam Rock Women's GR80016 Special Edition Collection Diamond Leather Watch - $9,995

Sure, paying nearly $10,000 for a watch might seem a tad extravagant. But remember, time is money. Besides, this is no ordinary watch. Sure, it has a minute and an hour hand, but it also has 181 white pave diamonds and a white alligator strap. How many diamonds does your Casio have? And does it have alligator skin? That’s what I thought.

Generac Commercial Series Liquid-Cooled Standby Generator – $28,938

Generac Commercial Series Liquid-Cooled Standby Generator – $28,938

For those of you who think $29,000 is a lot of money, keep in mind that this generator was originally listed at $33,309,99. So relatively speaking, you’re saving a lot of cash. Even so, if I was really in need of a 150 kW, 277/480 volt generator, I’m not sure Amazon would be my first choice. But with four positive customer reviews, all of them fake, maybe I’m being too quick to judge.

PANASONIC TH103PF10UK 103-inch 1080p High Definition Professio - $25,000

PANASONIC TH103PF10UK 103-inch 1080p High Definition Professio - $24,999

When I sold my used TV at a rummage sale, I made a cool $15 dollars. This vendor on Amazon is aiming a little higher, selling another used TV for $24,999.99. Of course, unlike my used TV, this Panasonic is able to receive HDTV, and I’m guessing the sound quality is a little higher. But as with my TV, there is 100% chance this thing has been used to view pornography, so you’ll probably want to give the remote a good once over with a sanitizing wipe.

5.17 CT Fancy Diamond and Platinum Ring - $125,000

5.17 CT Fancy Diamond and Platinum Ring - $125,000.00

Originally priced at $161,500, this remarkable piece of jewelry is a steal at $125,000. Of course, that’s assuming you would want to steal a vulgar hunk of metal that looks like it’s filled with a rapper’s urine. Keep in mind; this is not eligible for Amazon Prime’s free two-day shipping. Sometimes I don’t know why I bother with that membership.

DMSOLAR - 122,016 Watt Complete Kit - $221,805

DMSOLAR - 122,016 Watt Complete Kit

If I were going to sell something on Amazon.com to the tune of $222,000, I’d probably make sure to give the item in question a good description. I’d list all the features, and try to sell the potential buyers on why this product is a must have item. The people at DMSOLAR must have a different marketing strategy. Under popular features, they list the dimensions of the item, and the fact that it’s silver. That’s not a lot to go on, but if silver is your favorite color, I guess $220,000 is a small price to pay.

Demaco Extruder FP-0700 Sanitary USDA Pasta Machine 700 Lb/hr - $380,000

Demaco Extruder FP-0700 Sanitary USDA Pasta Machine 700 Lb/hr - $380,000

Is there a pasta lover in your family? If so, I’ve found them the perfect gift. This Demaco pasta maker Extruder FP-0700 can put out 700 pounds of pasta per hour. What’s the problem? You said they like pasta, right?

Now, I bet you’re wondering why this bad boy only costs $380,000. Well, it’s refurbished, which isn’t ideal. But I’m sure they got most of the pubic hairs out of it.

Surrender Agreement Ending World War II - $4,250,000

Surrender Agreement Ending World War II - $4,250,000

Like a lot of dads, my father is a big World War II buff. So I was thrilled when I discovered that the surrender agreement between the Allies and Nazi Germany was available on Amazon. And at $4,250,000, I thought it was a steal. Unfortunately, overnight shipping wasn’t an option for this item, which means it would have arrived after Christmas, so I decided against the purchase. But if you still want it, act fast, because there’s only one left in stock!

Body Glove SnapOn Cover for Samsung Caliber R850 with Kickstand and Coin Slot - $9,127,201

Body Glove SnapOn Cover for Samsung Caliber R850 with Kickstand and Coin Slot - $9,127,201

When you purchase a Body Glove product, you know you’re getting quality. In this instance, I’m not sure if you’re getting $9,000,000 worth of quality, but it’s quality none the less. Then again, five years from now, the phone you’d be protecting isn’t going to be worth more than $20, so perhaps you’re better off just getting phone insurance, or better yet, being more careful.

SDHC 4GB Blister Pkg 3x5 - $100,000,000

SDHC 4GB Blister Pkg 3x5 - $100,000,000.00

A quick Google search shows that you can get the exact same item at Sears.com for only $6.53. That’s a savings of $99,999,993.47. But you can’t argue with this user review.

“Although I had to liquidate the assets of an entire third world nation in order to afford these SDHC cards, they hold a lot of pictures of my dogs.”





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