There are few alcoholic beverages as versatile as vodka. You can mix it with just about anything – or if you just want to get drunk Soviet-style and you can take it straight. But as with all things, some vodkas will cost you more than others. Check out this list of the vodkas that will cost you the most.

Grey Goose is one of the most famous vodka brands in the world. For this special edition vodka, they teamed up with Chopard Jewelry who had a hand in designing the Magnum’s distinctive cage-like carrying case. If you want one for yourself you’ll have to make it out to Colette in Paris, where a bottle goes for about $815.

Another famous vodka brand, the people at Absolut set out to craft an expensive and luxurious bottle of vodka for their Absolut Crystal project. The result is an incredibly exclusive blend that comes housed in a limited edition Crystal Pinstripe bottle. Each of the only 800 limited edition pieces cost around $1,000.

The blend of French vodka, strawberry, lychee and rose petals found inside these bottles encrusted with Swarovski crystals better taste good. The Valentine’s Day special edition carries a price tag of $2,000 – slightly more expensive than your typical Valentine’s Day gift.

Vodka has a long and illustrious history in its native Russia. And vodka brand Iordanov was seeking to celebrate that history with its premium, limited editions of this highly exclusive blend. The $4,150 asking price is partially accounted for by the 14,000 Swarovski crystals, but the stuff inside probably doesn’t come cheap either.

Another limited edition vodka featuring expensive Swarovksi crystals on the bottle. This one is from OVAL, one of the most renowned vodka brands in the world. And if you want to stock it in your own home, you’ll have to cough up almost $7,000.

If you want to understand this line of premium vodka from Belvedere, think “Beanie Babies meets incredibly expensive vodka.” The whimsically-designed bear-shaped bottles were designed by Jean-Roch. And each one costs about $7,240.

Now we’ve transitioned from “expensive vodkas” to “unbelievably expensive vodkas.” From Blackwood Distillers, the Diva Vodka is created by a diamond-based distillation process that partially accounts for the $1 million price tag per bottle. Another notable feature is the crystal-studded wand that runs through the center of every bottle.

Russo-Balitque may not be a household name in the United States, but over in Russia they’re renowned for their high-end luxury vehicles. So it makes sense that when they decided to get into the vodka game, they did it in a big way. Each bottle is a $1.35 million work of art unto itself, adorned with diamonds and white and yellow gold.

The most expensive vodka in the world has a name that isn’t quite accurate. You don’t have to be a billionaire to afford its $3.7 million asking price, but it probably helps. And the bottle comes with over 3,000 diamonds, so you can at least consider it an investment. A really lavish, ridiculous investment.